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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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