Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.
  • My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.
  • The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
  • So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.