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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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42 shares on Messenger this month:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

40 shares on Threads this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

13 shares on Telegram this month:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Just landed via Threads:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Breaking via X:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Just landed via Twitch:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Seen just now on Discord:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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