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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.