Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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  • If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?
  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.
  • Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.
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