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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice c…

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice c…

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"Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cream, dad, family, guilt, honesty, humor, i, ice, ice cream, kids, me, parenting, rest, snack on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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