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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad decision, brain, choice, decision, humor, insomnia, let, life, life choice, me, overthinking, self-reflection, sleep, stay, together on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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