Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.
  • I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.
  • It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.
  • The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
  • I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.
  • When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.