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Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂

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57 shares on Reddit this month:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

38 shares on X this month:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Breaking via Reddit:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Going viral on Reddit:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Making waves on Reddit:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Going bananas on Messenger:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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