Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂