Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
