Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?