Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K… Commentary:Oh, the power of technology bringing our regrets to life in stunning clarity! 🌟📺 Don't you just wish memories could have a 'blur' filter sometimes? 😅 #LifeInHighDefinition Related Funny Posts 🤝 Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you. Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
