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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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