Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Funny Quotes September 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMissionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow. Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.