Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMissionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow. Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.