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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Men be like, β€œI want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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You’re a β€œhaha” girl, and I’m an β€œlol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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PiΓ±atas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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