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Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Trending via WeChat:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Making waves on X:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Going viral on Telegram:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Witty quote about mental health and insanity, playful and thought-provoking.

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"Ah, yes, the real insanity is thriving out in the wild – who needs the structure of a madhouse anyway? 🤪🏠 Out there, madness roams free, blending seamlessly with the chaos of everyday life. It's a jungle out there, quite literally! 🌿🦁 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

92 shares on Threads this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

87 shares on Slack this month:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

24 shares on X this month:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Spotted on Telegram:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Just shared via WeChat:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Shared recently on Threads:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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