Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.
  • When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”
  • There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.
  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.