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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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22 shares on Facebook this month:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Live now on LinkedIn:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Live now on Pinterest:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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