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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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