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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Going viral on X:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Going viral on Slack:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Spotted on Snapchat:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Spotted on Instagram:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Making waves on Threads:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Making waves on Slack:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Going viral on Discord:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Funny quote about encouraging boldness, featuring a cat licking Buffalo sauce with playful vibes.
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Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie

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60 shares on X this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Just landed via Facebook:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Making waves on WeChat:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

Spreading quickly via X:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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