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They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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92 shares on YouTube this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

79 shares on Discord this month:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

51 shares on Discord this month:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

54 shares on X this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

73 shares on Threads this month:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Going bananas on Facebook:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Making waves on Threads:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Keep the laugh going 😂

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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