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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Commentary:
"Oh no, sounds like your doctor is either a cowboy in disguise or has a really unconventional bedside manner 🔫😅 Don't worry, dying from finger guns is definitely a unique way to go out! Just remember to aim for the stars 🌟"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged doctor, dying, finger, finger guns, good, good luck, guns, health, humor, joke, luck, me, sarcasm, told on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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