My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying. Posted on6 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!” An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea. I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.