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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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74 shares on Threads this month:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

91 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

53 shares on Discord this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Spotted on Facebook:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Shared recently on X:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Trending via Reddit:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just shared via WeChat:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Trending via Discord:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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