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Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️

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85 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

54 shares on Discord this month:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Just landed via Slack:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Making waves on Discord:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Going viral on Twitch:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Going viral on Slack:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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