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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.