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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.