“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like the herd is strictly monochrome 🐑😂! Who needs a black sheep when you've got a flock of avoidant eye-contact experts? 👀🚫 " Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family. Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.