My favorite color is money.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.