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- Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
- Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
- “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
- Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
- Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.