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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.