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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sounds of summer: the buzz of mystery insects joining the party in your living room 🦗🪰 Just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, don't forget about me!' 🌿🏡 #SummerSurprises"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, home, insect, summer, window on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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