My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the sweet sounds of summer: the buzz of mystery insects joining the party in your living room 🦗🪰 Just nature's way of saying, 'Hey, don't forget about me!' 🌿🏡 #SummerSurprises" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.