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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.