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- Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
- My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.
- I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
- Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
- Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.