My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.