My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.
