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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.