My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.