My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.