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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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2 months ago

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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2 months ago

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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