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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.