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  • I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
  • I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.
  • If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
  • Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.
  • I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”
  • Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.