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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Commentary:
"Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟‍♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, apocalypse, canned, canned goods, dead, eat, expired, expired food, food, funny advice, goods, humor, pantry, still, survival, takeaway, walking, Walking Dead, zombie, zombie apocalypse on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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