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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.