Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
  • Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.
  • You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.
  • Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
  • Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.