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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Trending via WeChat:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Breaking via Slack:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Making waves on TikTok:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Going viral on Slack:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Making waves on X:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Making waves on Instagram:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Spreading quickly via X:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Making waves on Twitch:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Seen just now on X:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Reported on YouTube:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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