Commentary:
Looks like your son has unlocked the ultimate bagel transformation power! 
Watch out, world, we now have an "everywhere bagel" on the loose ā he's spreading deliciousness in every corner of the globe! Who knew a simple bagel could have such grand ambitions? 
#BagelGoals
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