My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother. My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.
