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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.