Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
  • Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
  • If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.
  • The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.
  • Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.