My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep. I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.