My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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“Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking 💤😂 #SleepySuperpowers”

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