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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Funny quote about feeling more exhausted after waking up, highlighting humorous sleep struggles.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

13 shares on X this month:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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I need a break from me.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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