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  • I have the bruises of a much more active person.
  • I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.
  • I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
  • Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
  • Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.
  • They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.