My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Looks like your swear jar is pulling in more cash than a lemonade stand in summer! 💰🍋 Keep those coins coming in, and who knows, you might just reach “cuss-word tycoon” status! 💸😄

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