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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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"Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, derail, humor, joke, mental, survivor, thought, train, wordplay on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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