My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
