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  • Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?
  • The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
  • Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.
  • When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?
  • Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.
  • The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.