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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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They expect me to work at work.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.