My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Commentary:
Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you’re not “cleaning” that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries

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