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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Seen just now on X:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Just shared via Threads:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

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5 months ago

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

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4 months ago

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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2 months ago

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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2 months ago

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

11 shares on X this month:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

40 shares on X this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

61 shares on Discord this month:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Just shared via Messenger:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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