Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
  • Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.
  • Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.
  • Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.
  • I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
  • Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.