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"Sure, how about cookies and milk? 🍪🥛 Or peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!"

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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