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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.