Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents. Funny Quotes August 5, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house. I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
