Next to nothing is a weird place. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Next to nothing is a weird place. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day. Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.