Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.