Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned. Commentary:"Words of wisdom from the master of disguise! 🕶️🌿 Just remember, blending in doesn't mean actually blending in… 😉 #StealthModeActivated" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy. Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play. It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth. Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens. The problem is I am always the problem.