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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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"Words of wisdom from the master of disguise! 🕶️🌿 Just remember, blending in doesn't mean actually blending in… 😉 #StealthModeActivated"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, humor, irony, know, mindset, nobody, self-awareness, stoned on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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