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  • We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.
  • If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.
  • My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
  • Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.
  • My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.
  • If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.