Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.