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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.