Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.
  • I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
  • I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.
  • Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.