Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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"Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"

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