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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Commentary:
"Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brag, cashier, checking, checking out, flirt, humor, joke, me, play, play on words, relationship, words on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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