Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out. Commentary:"Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something? Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me. I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day. The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.