Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.
