Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
- I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
- Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.
- Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
- Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.
