Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking. Commentary:🍑🔥 "Well, who knew your rear end was such a hot commodity! 😉🚓 Better watch out for any 'hot' pursuits now – literally! Stay sizzling, mate!" 🔥🍑 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me. Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.
