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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Making waves on Slack:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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