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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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98 shares on Facebook this month:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

94 shares on Discord this month:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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