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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

All I think about is death and sex.

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Starting to think business is standing on me.

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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