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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Reported on Threads:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Trending via WeChat:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just landed via Discord:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Going viral on YouTube:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Going viral on WeChat:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Spotted on Reddit:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

6 months ago

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Breaking via TikTok:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Spotted on Discord:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Trending via Threads:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Going viral on TikTok:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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