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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Breaking via WeChat:

The future is buffering.

Going bananas on Messenger:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Just shared via Telegram:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Live now on Threads:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Spotted on Messenger:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Trending via TikTok:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Just landed via Reddit:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Trending via Discord:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

54 shares on Discord this month:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

29 shares on X this month:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Making waves on Instagram:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Seen just now on X:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Trending via Twitch:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Breaking via WeChat:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Just shared via Reddit:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Just shared via Twitch:

I need to consult the woods about this.

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