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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.