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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

46 shares on Slack this month:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

71 shares on X this month:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Friends with consequences.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Making waves on Messenger:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Spreading quickly via Threads:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Going viral on Threads:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Live now on WeChat:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Just shared via Threads:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Just landed via WeChat:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Spotted on Messenger:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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