Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • Tested positive for being single af
  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
  • Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
  • Twitter is an abusement park.