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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Jan 24, 2025

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Trending via Facebook:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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