On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.