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- There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.
- Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
- Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.
- Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.
- God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.
