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  • Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.
  • Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
  • Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”
  • In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.
  • Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
  • My wife has the worst taste in men.