One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.