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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Oh good. Another day.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.