Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Commentary:
"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟‍♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

  • If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
  • My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.
  • My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
  • Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
  • Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, comfort, fan, fear, fears, having, humor, sleep, survival, zombie on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord. Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. →

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our big collection of funny quotes to crack you up. 😂💥

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 301 this month

14,052 funny quotes and pics

16,359 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 16, 2025

3,778 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress