One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.