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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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