One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything i… Commentary:"One week without chocolate and suddenly everything sounds a bit 'nutty' in your left eye? 😜🍫 Don't worry, that sweet fix is just around the corner! 😉 #ChocoholicProblems" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye. When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.