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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.