One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
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"One week without chocolate and suddenly everything sounds a bit 'nutty' in your left eye? 😜🍫 Don't worry, that sweet fix is just around the corner! 😉 #ChocoholicProblems"

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