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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything i…

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything i…

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"One week without chocolate and suddenly everything sounds a bit 'nutty' in your left eye? 😜🍫 Don't worry, that sweet fix is just around the corner! 😉 #ChocoholicProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, anything, chocolate, craving, eye, hear, humor, i, left, week on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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