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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you.…

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you.…

Commentary:
"Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, care, dental, dental care, dentist, fool, hand, humor, irony, joke, keep, think, tools, toothbrush on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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