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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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88 shares on Twitch this month:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

68 shares on X this month:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Making waves on WeChat:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Just shared via Facebook:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Making waves on Telegram:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Live now on Messenger:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Just landed via TikTok:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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