Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.