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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.