People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.” As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.