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  • Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.
  • I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.
  • Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.
  • Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.