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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true cri…

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true cri…

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"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️‍♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"

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