People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime. Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you. Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence. If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?