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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

84 shares on Discord this month:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

84 shares on X this month:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Live now on Pinterest:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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