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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.