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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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23 shares on Instagram this month:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

90 shares on Slack this month:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

70 shares on Slack this month:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

79 shares on Slack this month:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Going bananas on Slack:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Going bananas on Slack:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Just landed via Messenger:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Just shared via Messenger:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Making waves on Snapchat:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Just shared via Discord:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Shared recently on Messenger:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Making waves on Twitch:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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