People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. Posted on6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Pro tip: Want to sound smart? Just casually polish your glasses and drop some 'wisdom' 🤓💬 They'll think you're a genius in no time! #FakeItTillYouPolishIt" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.